hey you

First, I'd like to say: PLEASE DON'T GO. THIS INTERNET IS SOOOO LONELY AND COLD, LIKE A TORONTO BUS STOP IN WINTERTIME. I ALREADY FEEL WARMER UNDER YOUR BROWSER’S ATTENTIVE LEER.

All Mike Sheer needs should be fulfilled by being here.

If not, write a long detailed e-mail of complaint to mike[at]mikesheer.com. It will be a refreshing change from reading spam with subject headings like "Derision Pliancy" sent by people with names like “Penknife Fireside”. Since when does junk e-mail read like surrealist poetry? Since now - two thousand and whatever year it is.

You can learn about my live shows and all the other nonsense I get up to in an effort to be excepted.

Regards, Mike